I Guess We're No Longer Lighting Matches

Eric and I found this little gem at a church flea market this afternoon. I'm still not sure how this bag of herbs is supposed to fight gas and assorted stomach ailments or why it was being sold along side some costume jewelry and used shoes, but it seemed too good to pass up. Not only will it cure my irritable bowel, it will allow me to invite an actual colon to my next dinner party...

as well as enjoy a family BBQ with my favorite rectum.

And all this for only $5! I'm sure my HMO will be overjoyed.