Go get 'em, Soldier

A colleague and I were discussing a New York Senator's proposal to reinstate the draft. Upon hearing that this Senator had also proposed extending the draft age to 42 and that, at 37, he would be eligible, a second colleague stood up and said, "If I was drafted, I would tell everyone that I only wanted to kill women and young children. And when given a gun, I would shoot every one of my commanding officers. Of course, I'd try to kill a General first, but I would definitely kill all of my commanding officers."

Well, everyone knows that you kill the Generals first. Like, duh.