My conscience hurts

After reading this, I feel really bad about making fun of Rachael Ray. While she's not my favorite Food Network personality (is it me or has her Long Island accent become thicker and even more annoying as her fame has grown?), no one deserves to have the embarrassing details of their spouse's sex life released to the internet. Ouch.

On a separate note, who knew that there was so much money in saliva? Had I known that, I could have saved myself a lot of time and money by skipping college.